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NOTHING About Michael Brown?–Or Eric Garner?–SHAME

Well…This tells me something.  Biggest f’n’ story gets not a word on GMD?  

Michael Brown.

Shelly Frey.

Eric Garner.

Etc.

Hell, folks at Charlie Os and Wes Hamilton organized a State St. Protest about Eric Garner Wednesday evening (Dec. 3).

Al Sharpton and other Civil Rights leaders are organizing a march on D.C., Dec. 13 (next Saturday) about these Grand Jury atrocities.

HELLO?!!!

And Little Dem concerns?

Lefty lib-er-als abandoning Blacks, Native Americans, and others for Justice In Gaza and whose Dem ass to kiss?

Fuck Justice In Gaza and Dem Asses!

How about JUSTICE HERE AT HOME IN OUR OWN COMMUNITIES?!

Justice At Home will make for Justice In Gaza.  Horse before the cart.

It’s time for a little less Dem Ass-Kissing and more Take To The Streets For Justice.

Hey, BERNIE–How do you feel about the Ferguson verdict and the Eric Garner verdict?

And Jack–Please explain to folks how the prosecutor in Ferguson fucked-up the whole case against the cop.  And how there should have been a TRIAL (or an Arraignment) instead of a Grand Jury.  The TA editorial at least had THAT right.

Open Season on Blacks means Open Season on our Democracy.  Shumlin should make a statement.

Everybody should!

Or next, cops will be tasering and shooting little 9 year-old black girls.

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt.

 

THE FALL COLORS ( a poem for all seasons, and for Junior)

Fall colors in the sun,

blood reds, gut purples

and those oranges from

the napalm mix it up,

a dazzle to delight the eyes,

the haze lifted and the bodies

cell-phoned back home

so everyone will know

you’re having a great time

and seeing lots of colors.

And while you wait for

the driver to take a leak

on a copy of some book

one of the locals left behind

before the air strike came in,

you text a message all about

your day and the places

the driver took you to yet

didn’t know the names of,

not that it matters cause

you’re kind of tuckered out

and a little sick from all

the bends and bumps the people

who live up here never fixed

as if they didn’t want you

to even come here and give

them all the business.

How stupid of them.

No wonder they’re all

so dull gray-looking while

you’re waiting for them to turn

for you to give you at least

a shot at making them colorful.

It’s been quite a tour,

even the driver has said he’s

never seen anything like it,

and wants you to feel how

deeply moved he is when

you round a curve and there

up ahead, the shot of a lifetime,

and you get it just right,

and the colors…why…

why they just dance like they

could come alive and suck you in.

So vivid.  You’ll never forget.

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt.

THE FALL COLORS ( a poem for all seasons)

Fall colors in the sun,

blood reds, gut purples

and those oranges from

the napalm mix it up,

a dazzle to delight the eyes,

the haze lifted and the bodies

cell-phoned back home

so everyone will know

you’re having a great time

and seeing lots of colors.

And while you wait for

the driver to take a leak

on a copy of some book

one of the locals left behind

before the air strike came in,

you text a message all about

your day and the places

the driver took you to yet

didn’t know the names of,

not that it matters cause

you’re kind of tuckered out

and a little sick from all

the bends and bumps the people

who live up here never fixed

as if they didn’t want you

to even come here and give

them all your business.

How stupid of them.

No wonder they’re all

so dull gray-looking while

you’re waiting for them to turn

for you to give you at least

a shot at making them colorful.

It’s been quite a tour,

even the driver has said he’s

never seen anything like it,

and wants you to feel how

deeply moved he is when

you round a curve and there

up ahead, the shot of a lifetime,

and you get it just right,

and the colors…why…

why they just dance like they

could come alive and suck you in.

So vivid.  You’ll never forget.

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt.

50 Years–Same Old (for my FAN, Peter Hirschfeld*)

Chaney, and the 2 Jews, Goodman and Schwerner–1964. (NATIONWIDE OUTRAGE!)

Michael Brown–50 years later.  (Michael who?  Is he a basketball player?)

Hmmmm…Listen to THE SILENCE OF THE LEFT.  Hear it?  Maybe Michael Brown was Jewish? (Evil Israeli?) Nah.  However, if he were a Palestinian, the leftie lib-er-al vigil guerrillas would have jumped all over it.  Candlewax all over the place.

The WHITE Leftie Lib-er-als no doubt are still waiting on the grand jury investigation?  Boy, I’ll bet that will be a real classic.  Remember the Warren Commission Report in ’65?

This is what makes for my foul politically incorrect mood.  50 fucking years of white lib-er-als marginalizing blacks and workers and women and…etc.  How else can there exist in Ferguson a situation where only 3 of 53 cops are black, and only 1 of 6 city council members is black?  And how is it all across the nation?  Civil Rights Act and Voting Rights Act thrown away.  Maybe American blacks should move to GAZA to get some attention.

And yes, back in the Civil Rights Movement of the sixties, JEWS were at the forefront.  And in the Anti-War Movement too.  No longer.  White Leftie Lib-er-al activists have marginalized American Jews also, with their EVIL ISRAEL signs at marches and rallies.

Fucked-up.

MICHAEL BROWN!  HEL-LOOO???

Nation of sheep, ruled by wolves, owned by Pigs.

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier (Sensitiveville), Vt.

*(Peter–I want you folks at VPR to pay attention to Rosmarie Jackowski’s run for AG this time.  Sorrell is both the wolf and the pig.  Thank you for your gracious comments today.  Glad someone is reading my lib-er-al bashing here.  Not just talking to myself.)

Latest From Ferguson, Mo.

(Inspired by the death of two chess players at the Chess Olympics in Norway (Dangerous Game).  Also inspired by the fact that nobody seems to give a shit about Michael Brown.  The cop probably won’t be indicted.  Shelly Frey is still dead from Dec., 2012, and nobody cared about her.  Cops and Security Thugs seem to be able to kill Blacks lately as though they had a license to do so.  Are they pissed about Obama?  Or is it a secret police pogrom?  Also, this will get a few of you PC folks (you know who you are) on GMD wired enough to pay attention because of my ‘racist’ spin.  Enjoy.)

BREAKING…FERGUSON, MO….Just now…

It has been confirmed just now that two black teenagers were killed and five other black teenagers wounded when Ferguson police opened fire on about two dozen black youths engaged in an all day ‘Chess Marathon’ in the Ferguson Municipal Park.

Ferguson town spokesperson Hamash Isis explained:  “These black kids were up to no good all day playing chess in a loud and suggestive manner, as if they were planning crimes.  It was very suspicious.  It’s up to law enforcement all over the country to take proactive preventive action before crimes can be committed.  We have seen other cases of police proactive preventive action across the country in recent years, and we here in Ferguson applaud those peace officers in their campaign to prevent crime.”

When asked what chess had to do with crime, Isis replied:  “These black kids were just being smart asses, flaunting the fact that they were not working at jobs all day.  When you see black teenagers gathered together in a group like that, you just know that they’re going to go out later and hold up a store or a gas station.  To get more goddamn money for chess.  This chess stuff has been creeping up all over the nation among black kids with too much time on their hands.  It’s what I would call a chess epidemic.  Law abiding citizens look to the police to protect them from this new crime wave, and we here in Ferguson are proud that our officers acted before these kids went on a chessed-up crazed rampage.”

Isis also stated that an unnamed nation-wide police network has put out bulletins alerting law enforcement to also watch out for black youths loitering in the streets and on public benches reading books.  “They’re probably reading about how to commit crimes.  We have just set up a hot line here to the Ferguson PD so folks can call if they see black kids behaving suspiciously.  The number is: 1-BLACKBOOKS.  I know some of the lib-er-als will think we here in Ferguson are racially profiling, but we welcome President Obama to come here and take a walk with us down the streets of Ferguson.  He has a job.  Why can’t these kids get jobs?  I mean, get real.  The police of America have the license to act in the public interest.  It’s not racism, it’s crime prevention.  And, mark my words, if police are not allowed to prevent crime before it happens, the next thing you’ll see is gangs of black youths walking around passing out poems they’ve written when they should have been working.  And what, I ask you, do you think those poems will be about?  Thank you.  No more questions.  I think I’ve made it clear how things stand here in Ferguson.  Why don’t you go out and bust some dirty rich Jew’s chops about Gaza?  That’s where your real story is.”

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt.

MILNE/BUKNATSKI Ticket Reply to BP

Hey, I’m also speaking for Sam now, or Scott, whatever…I WILL GLADLY DEBATE EMILY PEYTON.  Is she ‘Hot’?  We can arm wrestle too.

You see, our new party–the MAKE THE VERMONT REPUBLICAN PARTY LEGAL PARTY–doesn’t have many candidates this year besides me and Sam.  So, why the fuck should those few of us running go to debates and make things even worse?

But, when Sam and I went to Charlie Os to shoot pool and shake ladies’ hands, we got a warm welcome.  One of the blondes at the end of the bar even asked Sam about his positions…hah, hah…positions…get it?  And this Cutie-Pie lady bartender who we thought was a Dem gave Sam and me a campaign contribution when she gave us our change.

So, screw debates, Mister BP.  We don’t have to go to no steeenking debates.  We’re all gonna lose, it’s just a question of how bad it will be.  We need to get a 5 percenter, and I’m sure that will be me, because, so far, I haven’t heard of anyone who’s running as a write-in for Chief Director of Vermont Garbage and Sewers.  But I don’t trust that Michael Colby guy.  It would be just like him to pull one of his ‘spontaneous’ actions, and jump in election morning.  Then there’s Larry, Darryl & Darryl to worry about.  Yes, they became Republicans years ago, after Rich Tarrant promised them they’d be his staff in D.C.

Quit busting Sam’s chops.  And/or Scott’s too…whatever his name is.  It’s not easy being a Republican now in Vermont.  Sam and I went to cruise for babes in Burlington and we saw these demonstrators on Church Street with signs that read:  “NO MORE R-WORD.”  Jesus Christ!  What is this?  Are you trying to eliminate us Vermont Republicans altogether?  NO MORE R-WORD?  WTF does that mean?  Some kind of FINAL SOLUTION?  Now Sam and I know how the Jews felt in Nazi Germany back in ’33.  Are you going to make us wear a big red R on our sleeves?  Are Vermont Republicans going to have to move to Gaza?  DEBATE THAT!

But tell Em P I’d like to get together with her at Charlie Os.  We can have a debate right there at the bar.  The winner buys.  The lady bartenders there like it when I talk politics.  They told me I’m how they can tell when it’s time to call Last Call, even if it’s only 5 o’clock in the afternoon.

I hope my response here will now discourage you Little Dems from further heaping more abuse upon us Vermont Republicans.  We’re just trying to live.  If I do get elected, I will use all my influence to see to it that Vermont Fish and Game declares us a Protected Species.  Because, once the Vermont Republican Party is ‘exterminated’, who, I ask you, will be there on Halloween night to provide your kiddies with a real old-fashioned Halloween scare?  And who will cut all the ribbons?  And who will stand against the ‘trends’?  And who will work for the Rich?  And who will stop illegal immigrants from crossing the Canadian border and creating Immigrant SPRAWL?  And who will march in all the parades to make Vermonters laugh and feel better about themselves?  And who……

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt.

STARDUST

Please come back.  I’m bored here.  I think that’s the idea.  And you too, wdh3.  And what happened to Rosemarie?  And kestrel?  YAWN.  Not gonna get attention on Seven Days this way.  A Lib-er-al ‘chat-room’?  God help the people this election year, and especially in 2016.

HELLO??!  

It is in GMD’s interest NOT to become a borrr..ing site.  

Where’s the Vt, Workers’ Center?  Where’s the juice?  Where, OH WHERE, are the comments of yester-year?

And you too, katrinka.  Get your asses back here.  Or else we will all be reading only what we already know.

Lib-er-al Lefties.  This is how elections are handed to the NAZIS.

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt.

 

MILNE & BUKNATSKI–We Need Your Support!

(This blog’s been getting a little dull lately, so I’ll punch it up with a little humor.  These pieces on the MILNE/BUKNATSKI campaign, and the poor suffering Vermont Republican Party, I hope to continue with right up to November.)

Hi.  I’m Peter Buknatski.  I’m running for Chief Director of Vermont Garbage and Sewers this year on the new MAKE THE VERMONT REPUBLICAN PARTY LEGAL ticket.  It’s actually just the same old Republican Party, we just jazzed up the name.

You see, folks, the Vermont Republican Party has fallen on hard times this year.  We don’t seem to have anybody interested in running for office.  Now, Mr. Milne, as you know, is running for Governor.  And then there’s me, Peter Buknatski.  And that’s about it.  Bummer.  So keep those two names in mind:  MILNE & BUKNATSKI.  We need to get at least 5% of the vote to maintain our status as an official political party in Vermont.  It will be a close one.  I think those goddamn Progs have more candidates than we have this year.  You see, they have teamed up with the Dems to embarrass us.  Don’t let them get away with this CONSPIRACY!  Vote for MILNE & BUKNATSKI.  Tell your friends.  Tell your pets.  Help us.  PLEASE.

Now, you might want to know a little about what I stand for.  Well…I stand for DEMOCRACY.  I stand for Vermont Republicans being treated as well as Vermont’s Gays, not being treated like Vermont’s Habitual offenders.  I stand for civil and human rights for Vermont Republicans.  Because once the Vermont Republican Party is gone, there will be a great loss to Vermonters’ Quality of Life.  Think of all the FUN we provide, the sheer entertainment!  Remember our candidates of the past?  Remember, for instance, Rich Tarrant?  Wasn’t he a HOOT?  Without us, Vermont elections would be borrr–ring.  Yes, without us, who would be there to cut the ribbons on Opening Day of the Vermont Kiddies Lemonade Stands Festival?  Remember Jim Douglas, and all the ribbons he cut?  He was our ACTIVIST Governor.  Without us, the Second Vermont Republic would be in power.  We’re all that’s holding them back.

So, PLEASE.  I beg of you.  I appeal to you as a fellow Vermonter.  MILNE & BUKNATSKI.  Help!  

Now, Mr. Milne (Can never remember his first name.  Sam?  Whatever.) didn’t want me to make this appeal.  He thought it would be unseemly.  Also, he thought my name linked with his would just confuse people more.  Well, we don’t have any big name play going on this year, like in 2002, when Jim Douglas ran for Governor.  Wasn’t that a brilliant move?  He was voted in virtually unopposed every two years as Secretary of State.  He was Sec of State for a hundred years.  People got used to him.  It was automatic.  People said on election day:  “Oh, here’s Jim Douglas again as a Republican/Democrat running unopposed for Sec of State.  Yawn.  What the Hell.”  So, when people checked-off their ballots in 2002, especially those voting early in the morning, before any coffee, and those voting late, after 5 or 6 drinks, they saw Jim’s name and said: “There’s Douglas again for Sec of State.  Yawn.  Or ‘Hic’–What the Hell.”  Wasn’t that a great moment in Vermont politics?  People woke up the next morning to find Jim Douglas their new Governor, and said: “What the….?”  But we did it!

But that was THEN, and this is NOW.

NOW, we don’t have any big names to play with.  Just MILNE & BUKNATSKI.  That’s it.  But we will keep on with it, in spite of ourselves.  Perhaps one election year in the future, say 2026, people will say:  “Milne?  Didn’t he run for Governor once?  Yawn.  What the Hell.”  As for me, I’ll probably be DEAD.  I’ll have died of boredom if we don’t get that 5%.  Do you want to see me DEAD?  I’m 65 years-old.  I walk with a cane.  I have to go to Charlie Os World Famous all the time just to get people to listen to me about this CONSPIRACY.  Last week, I think I picked up two votes there.  Well, at least one–I had to buy him three beers.  Yes, if this keeps up, I’ll be DEAD.  Do you want that on your conscience?  And what about poor Sam?  Mr. Milne?  Can he hold out til 2026?  I think not.  I think you hold his life in your hands too.  We’re talking about HUMAN LIFE now.  As the Peace Ninnies say:  “NO MORE VICTIMS!”

MILNE & BUKNATSKI!  Remember those names.  We’ll be together at Charlie Os World Famous in Montpelier next Friday evening, shaking hands and shooting pool.  Regular guys.  And if there’s a blonde out there reading this, and she has another blonde friend, come join us.  I think I can suggest to Sam that a sex scandal with a couple of hot blondes will punch up our campaign.  Thank you.

And Mr. Milne thanks you too.  MILNE & BUKNATSKI!  Think of us as one!

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, VT.

(Oh, and Mr. Milne:  What I have written above is the sole product of my imagination.  I have satirized and ‘savaged’ the Vermont Dems very often on this site in the last 10 years.  Now it’s the Vermont Republicans turn.  Live with it.  If you start any trouble about any associations your little p-brain comes up with, forget about my support this Fall.  I am, like Douglas, running unopposed.  And one more thing–Scott and Scott is too confusing.  We have a Scott already as Lt.Gov.  It’s like Darryl and his other brother, Darryl.  So, I’ll be calling you SAM.  Think about getting your name legally changed.  If you don’t like Sam, consider JETHRO.  It’s down-to-earth.  See you in the next ‘chapter’–we’re gonna have fun at Charlie Os World Famous.)  

Big MAY DAY March & Rally–TODAY, 12 Noon, Statehouse Lawn–Over 1000 there.

How Big?  Well, it could be BIGGER if folks sponsoring it would POST THE GODDAMN INFO on THIS SITE in a timely way.  HELLO???  I got the email last week, and it’s all over Facebook.  There are big color posters up all over Montpelier.

It’s all about Workers’ Rights.  The VERMONT WORKERS CENTER and VT. AFL-CIO are two of the sponsors.  Other groups are involved.  BUT, not good that whoever is doing PR for this (and this has happened with other ACTIVIST events in the recent past) has not POSTED IT HERE.

This will be the last time I will stick my nose in the ACTIVIST MOVEMENT’S ‘casual inability’ to REACH OUT TO PEOPLE .  Let me just say that people in Lefty Activist Movements need to use ALL THE RESOURCES AVAILABLE to get the word out on Rallies, Marches, and Events.  The RIGHT knows how to get the word (and the bodies) out.  The INSIDER pipeline just doesn’t cut it.

So, Noon today, Thurs., May 1, at the Statehouse Lawn.  Be there.  Thank you.

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt.

Breaking–Monsanto To Sue Vt.; Sorrell Says: “Told Ya So.”

This just in, folks:

My ‘undisclosed sources in The Boardroom’ have told me that Monsanto and other companies and organizations in the GE FOODS INDUSTRY will announce shortly that they will file a Class Action Food-Fight Lawsuit against Vermont for recent state legislation calling for the labeling of GE Foods.

Artificial-Life Spokesperson Harry ‘Borg’ Bugfree of Monsanto is said to be preparing a statement to be read on FOX NEWS, even though Vermont Governor Shumlin has yet to sign the Vermont GE LABELING bill into law.

When contacted about the impending major ‘Big Money’ suit against Vermont, Vermont’s Attorney General Bill Sorrell said:  

“Shit.  This is going to screw up my ‘quiet’ campaign to get re-elected this November.  I tried to warn these anti-GE people that Vermont can’t afford to get into a ‘Break the State Budget’ battle with the GE Foods Industry.  We’ll lose.  Just like I lost with Entergy.  Sonofabitch!  I’m expected to go to Court this Fall in the middle of my ‘quiet’ re-election campaign and take on big shot corporate lawyers who have more resources and brains than me?  What The Fuck?!  First it’s the goddamn Heroin, and now the Luddites coming up with this labeling crap!  Why the fuck does everybody have to make my job so hard?  

“I ought to come out myself and declare this labeling law Unconstitutional, before the Courts do.  Man.  I just want things QUIET.  This was a nice ‘quiet’ job before all the anti-nukers started in, and now it’s the fucking Soy-Suckers.  Yeah.  Maybe we really do have a Heroin Problem in Vermont.  Maybe the whole State Legislature is on the shit.  I’d investigate, but…well…that’s not my job.  That’s up to the Feds.  Just like this GE labeling law is up to the Feds.  

“Fuckin’ A!  Read the goddamn Patriot Laws, for Chrissake, before you pass outrageous and indefensible State laws!  It says so right there–the Federal Government will not tolerate any actions by people, organizations, or state and local elected bodies that threaten the Public Tranquility of the People, nor the Domestic Safety of the United States and its CITIZENS.  And the U.S. Supreme Court says the GE FOODS INDUSTRY are citizens–PEOPLE!  Goddamnit!  Why the fuck didn’t the State Legislature vote to LABEL SODA AND OTHER SUGARY SWEET DRINKS?  I’d lose THAT lawsuit too, but at least I could get away with it, because NOBODY WOULD GIVE A SHIT!  

“Fuck me!  All right.  I’ve got to go read this goddamn GE bill now.  Haven’t read it yet.  Got a lot on my plate.  Look at all this shit on my desk.  Some asshole group just dumped off another batch of Civil Rights complaints.  Violations of migrant workers’ rights, violations of elderly and disabled peoples’ rights, violations of Open Meeting laws, violations…well, this is about Tasers…I can circular file that.  But, Hell and Goddamnit!  You see the shit I have to put up with?  What next?  Am I supposed to waste my time on drug-related CRIME next?  

“I was getting ready to come out with a campaign statement on how CIGARETTE SMOKERS should have to be ‘licensed’ by the State–Remember how I single-handedly brought down Big Tobacco years ago?  Big Tobacco would threaten to sue us again on my licensing idea too, but I’m not really serious, it’s just a good campaign issue.  Now, instead, I’ve got to face the GE FOODS INDUSTRY.  Mother-F!  They’re going to clean our clock.  I can only hope I can make it look like I’m going to put up a real fight when it comes to Court, as long as it comes to Court AFTER the November election.  If it comes to Court right off, all you fuckers better not give me any shit about how I handle it.  Or NOT handle it.  

“Remember–Everything’s FEDERAL!  Take it up with Sanders.  That sonofabitch!  Sitting in the U.S. Senate making noise about Big Business.  None of them corporations sue HIM!  Shit.  Well, I can always send in the Second Team against Monsanto and Whatever, and, when they lose, say HELL, NOT MY FAULT.  MY OFFICE OBVIOUSLY NEEDS A BIGGER BUDGET.

“Boy.  This AG job.  I don’t know how I’ve managed to put up with it for 17 years.  17 Years!  Years!  For 17 Years has Bill Sorrell taken on the Horrors of Office.  For 17 Years have I floated upon the surface of the Deep Dark Shroud Of The Sea Of Law, Order, And RESPONSIBILITY.  Mockery!  Mockery!  Here.  Stand close to me, you fuckers.  Let me look into a human eye.  Yes, I wouldst if I couldst spit in thine eye, if it were not for the obsession that drives and pushes me.  SODA.  I must give chase against all natural longings and reason to that Evil Beast which BECKONS ME!  But, alas, now what once was a Mild Mild Wind and a Mild Looking Sky has become, for me, a Whirlwind, a Maelstrom of Eternal Woe and Damnation!  My Re-Election!  My Re-Election!  Mockery…Will I be Re-Elected and live to tell the tale?”

Yes.  And those were his exact words, before he went off ‘blubbering’ some stuff about GOOD and EVIL.  And how GOOD and EVIL was all FEDERAL too.  Poor fellow.  I will update you as this story develops.  Or not.

Call me

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt.