Well, it’s been another week of the Trump administration creating unprecedented chaos and havoc in Washington, and there seems no let up in sight.

So here’s a news brief that might almost be believable in the age of Trump — but it’s only from theOnion.com — America’s finest news source:

Subpoenaed Trump Organization Financial Documents Reveal Company’s Only Holding Is Single Dairy Queen In New Jersey

NEW YORK—Saying they are beginning to perceive the full scope of the secretive business dealings, investigators working for special counsel Robert Mueller announced Friday that subpoenaed Trump Organization financial records show the company’s only discrete holding is a Dairy Queen franchise in West Milford, NJ.

[…] Agent Maria Russo said that the investigation had not yet turned up definitive links to Russian money, but noted the job description for the Dairy Queen night manager included “at least three ‘ruble runs’ a week” to the currency exchange at the Newark Airport.