I’m 76 years-old
I’m a mental case
This little black shit
He got in my face
He stole some of my guns
But he didn’t get ’em all
I shot him twice
His mamma watched him fall
Oh, please help me
I’m just an old white man
Protectin’ my property
I think you’ll understand
These fuckin’ blacks
Keep bustin’ our balls
There oughta be a law
Says we can shoot ’em all
Yeah I’m an old white man
My lawyer says I’m nuts
Gonna make a good defense
No ifs, ands, or buts
And when I get acquitted
Gonna move to Florida
Where they know how to deal with
All the black motherfuckers
Cause I don’t even know
Why I have to go to trial
I mean, shootin’ niggers
Has been an American style
Just hope my lawyer
Gets me found not guilty real quick
And next time I shoot someone
I’ll make sure he’s just a spic
Yeah, I’m an old white man
One of America’s best
Hope I get a white jury
That will lay this all to rest
What the Hell kind of country
Has this become
When a thirteen year-old black shit
Gets to steal an old white man’s guns?
So let’s get this over with
Put me on the stand
You’re not gonna convict me
You can’t lynch a white man
And if Martin wasn’t enough
This will prove the case
That you can shoot any black nigger
punk sonofabitch
Who gets in your face
Oh yeeeeaaaahhhhh…………….
(“Sinatra would have loved that. And Glen Miller too. Is it time to testify?”)
Peter Buknatski
Montpelier, Vt.
and so depressing