2 thoughts on “Merry Christmas”

  1. Unconfirmed reports that will remain unreported reports are that a power blip occurred Dec. 24 in Vernon, Vt. which may have seriously effected sensitive systems at the VT. Yankee Nuclear Plant there.  We have been told, off the record of the unreported and unrecorded unconfirmed alleged reports, that a Vernon resident named Clark Griswold apparently caused the power blip when he turned on the Christmas lights he had strung all over his house–over 25,000 Christmas lights it is reported, but unconfirmed and still under speculation, though not really.  We think.  Sources tell us, off the record and not for any reliable attribution, that when Griswold’s Christmas lights came on, power went off all around Vernon and the Vt. Yankee plant itself was seen to be cloaked momentarily in something resembling a divine light similar to that which Christian art depicts in the Manger Scene with the North Star at Jesus’ birth.  We have been told by other sources we talked to in a bar on Dec. 26 that officials from the NRC and ENTERGY have arrived by reindeer sled at the scene to investigate.  Reports are now coming in that these officials and their reindeer have been projecting red glows from their noses and another power blip in Vernon may be imminent.  And Merry Christmas to You, Stardust!  

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