there was no snow but I
found his track anyway easy
I stalked him all morning
he was quick and almost clever
but I had his number
I had his scent too
I moved fast yet remained
as quiet as the nearby stream
always ready eyes left and right
in case he backtracked
about eleven o’clock I had him
one shot took him down
god he was big over 200 pounds
not counting what he had on him
I undressed him was going to skin him
but decided to just stake him out
you know like the Indians and the VC
did to warn us and as a trophy too
besides I wanted a smoke real bad
and I had to get the hell out of there
out of state asshole with a wad of cash
and what was left of a pint of JD on him
his daddy should have taught him
you don’t smoke and drink out hunting
well I’m all done for the day cheers
get your buck yet Pete? sure did
all the way home I’m seeing the look
on his face when my bullet hit him
what the hell did he expect? out there
in the spooky old woods alone with his gun
it could just as easily have been me
well no not really
next weekend I’ll head up north
a good piece of woods I know up there
hit that game supper on the way home
I love hunting season
Peter Buknatski
Montpelier, Vt.
(Don’t try this at home, kiddies. or, so close to home.)