Obama ‘Splains Hisself (or, What I Would Have Him Say)



When this reporter asked the President today why he was such a ‘wimp’ and ‘kiss-ass’ in the debate last night, he explained it to me thus
:

“It was decided by The Boys In The Boardroom in 2008 that I would be a one-term President, like Jimmy Carter and old George Bush.

“After eight years of Bush/Cheney, Americans needed a break and something to feel good about.  You know, electing the first Black President, blah, blah.

“I have had the lead over Romney because most Americans realize he is the Rich Nazi Bastard appointed by said Boys to reign over the New And Final Feudal Age Of Capitalist Fascism.

“Why I didn’t say this last night is because I was ordered not to.  I have been ordered to throw the election.  You know, take a dive.

“So I guess, my fellow Americans, it is up to you now to face up to and think through the implications of my performance in this first debate.

“If The Boys In The Boardroom can, with the help of agents of our own government, murder President Kennedy, and get away with it because Americans don’t want to face the truth, what is to prevent them from rigging a goddamn election?

“Now, you can still vote for me, even elect me, but don’t expect from me any big things that might, let us say, endanger my life and the lives of my loved ones.  You know, the Lone Crazed BIRTHER, the Lone Crazed Racist, the Lone Crazed Muhammad Worshipper, blah, blah, blah.  Makes for good TV, right?  Especially when the Lone Crazed Gay Illegal Immigrant is killed on TV.  In Primetime.

“No, I will not put myself in that position.  Unless YOU, the American People, are willing to DO SOMETHING!

“If you think I acted like a pussy last night, take a good look in the mirror!  YOU have been acting like PUSSIES ever since the Warren Commission Report came out in ’64.  If you don’t like my blunt language, well, that’s part of the problem, not part of the solution.

“If YOU Americans are too lazy, stupid, in denial, or whatever, to get off your asses and put aside your gadgets and fight for what you think the United States of America should be and should stand for, DON’T expect elected leaders to Do It For You, because WE WON’T DISOBEY OUR “ORDERS” UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES WE MUST ALL FACE IN CONFRONTING AND OVERTHROWING THE CORPORATE REICH.  Trust me, this won’t be accomplished through Vigiling or Petitioning or Networking through the Social Media.  These BOYS are TOUGH.  And they CAN DO ANYTHING!  Because YOU LET THEM!

“I regret if what I have just said has caused most of you Americans to SHIT IN YOUR PANTS.  Maybe it is time for you now to figure out HOW TO WIPE YOUR OWN ASSES!

“Well…to steal a phrase from you, Mister Sweety, WE SHALL SEE.  

“Now, you’ll excuse me while I DUCK.”

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt.

(This is the most sympathy I’ve felt for Obama, EVER!)