This little piggie

works on Wall Street

And this little piggie

works at home

This little piggie

is running for office

And this little piggie

is a gnome

Guarding all the treasures

for Wall Street

Throwing us

an occasional bone

And this other little piggie

wants a taser

So he can getcha

while you’re walking home alone

Now there’s getting to be

so many piggies

I feel like I’m in

The Piggie Zone

Oh, this little piggie is a Christian

saying piggie shit that makes us groan

And this little piggie

does the FOX News

Why I broke the TV screen

with my cell phone

But don’t forget the little piggie

who says leave all the other piggies alone

Cause this little piggie

is the politically correct little piggie

Don’t ask, don’t tell, don’t think

while the country’s little piggies get to clone

So remember when you make a joke

about a piggie

A piggie is a person

the Supreme Court has shown

And that means you’re not allowed

to use the P-word anymore

Cause all the little piggies

do not want the P-word known

THANK YOU, Inmates!  A Good One!

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt.