For The Rich, Right & Repulsive:
OCCUPY ME
(A CEO’s Lub Poem)
Occupy me babie
You are the only one
I swear
Though I have in the past
Occupied others
It was only
An outsourcing
Only until they had
Nothing left
While I needed
So much more
You are the one I want
Occupy me
And I will
Occupy you
Be my sweet little
Bean counter
Find for us
The treasures
My passion
Longs for
A lovebed of riches
The ecstasy
Of having
It all
Climaxed
In the eros
Of our mutual
Lust (oh god…whew…)
Our salacious greed
To touch and feel
And kiss and lick
And penetrate
Each other’s
Secret places
Til we find all
The hidden assets
Of our love
And For The WHITE Yuppie Left And The Left-Out:
We Only Want Poems From Ourselves
hey, fuck you!
we’re talking
to ourselves here
we didn’t ask
for your opinion
we have important
Revolutionary Work
to do
The People
are depending on us
you know,
all those little
poor people
and black people
and gay people
and regular dumb-shit
working people
they don’t know how
to read or write
they don’t know how
to think
so Our Work
is IMPORTANT!
please do not submit
any more criticism
after The Revolution
we will put you
in the gulag
we have to go now
because the police
asked us nicely
to evacuate our offices
seems that there’s a mob
of yahoo lowlifes outside
chanting some shit about
Occupying The Left?
you see what you’ve done?
we’re going to report you
to our Support Group tonight
God…I need a martini……………….
Peter Buknatski
Montpelier, Vt.