Perry + Trump = Birther

“I don’t know” if Rick Perry has a fully functioning frontal lobe.  I mean, I’ve never seen it, and if I were to see it, it might be fake.  I have no reason to think otherwise, but…:

Governor, do you believe that President Barack Obama was born in the United States?

I have no reason to think otherwise.

That’s not a definitive, “Yes, I believe he”-

Well, I don’t have a definitive answer, because he’s never seen my birth certificate.

But you’ve seen his.

I don’t know. Have I?

You don’t believe what’s been released?

I don’t know. I had dinner with Donald Trump the other night.

So…

To be fair, I think having dinner with Donald Trump would guarantee a slight lowering of the IQ rate for the next 48 hours, and it’s not like Perry had a lot to spare.

5 thoughts on “Perry + Trump = Birther

  1. Can’t find the quote but I think it was James Carvelle that said about Perry “I hope he runs,he is dumb and has a big mouth”

  2. once he inevitably gets the nomination, ol’ Mitt will have to study-up a bit to get back in shape for Obama.

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