This could only be a Sunday diary.

So I dreamed last night that I was at home with my family in the evening, and there was a breaking story on all the news networks that an alien spacecraft had been seen with distant telescopes. Everyone was on the edge of their seats.

Except I knew the truth, because I was getting email from Jack McCullough, who was onboard a spaceship with all the other GMD front pagers, right there on the scene amidst the alien armada, which was actually there to attack the Earth. I sadly went to my wife and told her that it was all going to be over soon.

Shortly thereafter, Jack emailed me that it was more likely the aliens would descend on Earth and enslave us all to start stripping the world of it’s natural resources – or perhaps they would just take over one or two nations and establish a foothold. Beats getting wiped out suddenly, but still…

Anyways. More on this story as I get it. Or maybe Jack knows something.