New Leftie Blog

Yes, I no longer have any faith or expectations about the radical radical (white) Left getting its shit together about Capitalism.  Wisconsin came and went as just another story to the Lefties.  Perhaps they really do think Israel is at the root of all the world’s problems, or may it just be that the radical radical (white) Left doesn’t really give a shit about working people and unions because working class Americans and union-busting ain’t intellectual enough issues for the radical radical (white) Left.  

Makes one want to become A Dem and “work within the system to change it.” (Jesus!)  Or maybe the radical radical (white) Left is invested in Capitalism more than it lets on, actually fears working class Americans.  Eugene Debs (6% of the Presidential vote in 1912, 3.5% in 1920 while he was in prison) is NOT resting in peace.  

You can’t have peace without justice, and justice needs to be fought for here at home, supporting workers and unions.  And first, you need TRUTH.  You have to say:  “It’s all about Capitalism and ITS Economy, stupid!”

Green Parties, Hip Parties, Above It All Parties (“DEMS & REPUBLICANS ARE ALL THE SAME!”), Tea Parties, Eco Parties, Anarchists, Libertarians, Elitists, Nitwits, Holocaust Revisionists, Secessionists, Snake Handlers, Lunatics and Crooks–Where’s a Regular American Working Person to turn?  Where’s this THIRD FUCKING PARTY the Left has gone on about for decades?  You know–The Hope And Change And Revolution Party?  Whatever.

Well, fuck ’em.  If the radical oh-so-radical self-righteous (white yuppie) Left is more absorbed in talking-to-itself, I might as well talk to myself.

The following is my little SLAM at the radical radical (white yuppie second-home in Canada)) Left.  Repetitionally inspired by Sue Prent’s “I Don’t Believe In God” prayer.  Fun.  Or NOT:



           COUNTER BEAT-OFF
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(The New Hip Blog For Left-Handed Masturbation!  All The Issues That Name The Facts, Tell The Tales, And Expose The International Zionist Conspiracies Controlling New World Order!  The Who What Where Why When Of Alternate Alternate Alternate Media!)

TODAYS POSTS:

Why Obama Bombed Kenya On Tel Aviv’s Orders

by Suzanne St. Vincent Davis-Wasp (Esq.)

Who Knows How Many Hundred Dollar Bills It Would Take Israel To Reach Another Galaxy And Colonize It

by Zeke Toyboy

Where Are The Black Panthers Now When We Need Them To Fight The Jews

by Disgruntled And Anonymous White Christian Leftie Yuppie In Chevy Chase, Maryland



When Israel Plans To Use Nuclear Weapons On Tasmania


by Joe The NanoVirus

What The Fuck The CIA Is Doing To Help Israel Acquire All Our Old Fifties Toy Lead Soldiers

by The Fucking Rodriquez Brothers



Why Who Knows What Went Where When We Didn’t Know How And It Wound Up In Israel


by Nomen Clature



How Two Out Of Three Kosher Bats Out Of Hell Ain’t Bad For Hank And Hal


by Meat Loaf III With Gravy

Israel Wants To Move Into Your Backyard

by Andrea Peaceninne

Why D.C. Is Sending Our Cats To Israel

by Peta Litterbox



Cats Are Murdering Palestinian Babies


by Gaza Wheatgerm



Break The Israeli Boycott On Mice For Palestine


by Joe The Exterminator

Israel’s Secret Settlements In Antarctica

by Ipod S. Authority



Israel Took My Parking Place


by The Donald The Duck

Israel Is Under My Bed

by Jesus St. Child-Nightmare



Vermont Must Help Palestine Secede And

Vice-Versa


by Peter Diamondstonecutter & Tom Nayloringit



Israel Wants Your Teenage Daughter’s Body


by Fat Prince Saudi Of Arabia



Israel’s Anti-Gay Marriage Lobby In D.C.


by Bruce Lesbian



Israel’s War Of Genocide Against Gay Penguins In Antarctica And Why We Must Support Tasmania


by Dr. Ruth Twitter

Global Warming And Israel’s Desert Wasteland In Antarctica

by Gore Vidal-Goretex

The Untold Struggle Of Christian Polish Folk Singers In Jerusalem

by Woody Dylan Anderson

Israel’s Expanded Fall Line-Up On FOX TV

by Sarah Jessica Parker

Why Israel Fears The New Hip Left

by Larry, Darryl, & Darryl



Why Your Customer Service Rep In India For Verizon Sounds Like He’s Talking In Yiddish


by Ralph Nader IV

How The Jews Took Over The Peace Movement

by Silent Joe The Vigiler

Israel’s Plot To Destroy All Life On Earth A Little At A Time Starting With Gay Penguins In Antarctica

by Mildred Bedridden

Why Israel Should Be Held Responsible For All Natural Disasters And Divorces

by Weather Underground & Jennifer Aniston

Why Israel Was A Pain In The Ass Before It Even Existed

by Chinese University Professor Emeritus Dim Dim Bulb



Israel’s Masterplan To Take Over Your Every Waking Moment


by Dr. Phil & Dr. Speed



Israel Really Hates You (And Your Pets)


by Heinrich ‘The Beast Of Auschwitz’ Herman (89 Years Young!!)

Why The Left Needs To Focus More On Israel

by Dharma Freakout

Because Israel Just Took Over This Blog

by Barry Goldwasser Seinfeld

Oy Vey

by……………………………………

THE END

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt.

(Come on you fuckin’ radical radical white Lefties.  The issue is how to stop the American Corporate Reich from turning this country into a Fascist Shithole.  Hitler blamed the Jews.  The Rich and Corporate, with the help of the Republicans, are blaming the working poor–wages, benefits (including Social Security, Unemployment Compensation, Food Stamps, Disability, DISASTER RELIEF, child care, special education), and the RIGHT TO ORGANIZE and Collective Bargaining are under attack here at home.  It’s A POGROM.  Get With IT!

And, stop this waste-of-time BS about the United States being the Client State of Israel.  It’s (duh) the other way around.

Perhaps it is true that the Dems & Republicans are One Party.  In that case, I’d advocate voting ALL REPUBLICANS out of office.  I mean, who needs ’em, right?)

 

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