66 years old and nobody’s
cutting your funding
must be nice to be an atom bomb
and not have to worry about
whether you’ll get your next
Social Security check
well I hope they’re taking
good care of you
you being so old now
wouldn’t want you to fall down
and break something
yeah these young punk WMDs
didn’t know what the world was like
when you were born
back then they treated you
with respect and handled you
like the delicate baby you were
now they just slap together
some plutonium and deuterium
stick it in a warhead and add on
an order of fries
sad
well we’ve got all this nuclear
waste and all kinds of radioactive
crud that needs to be used
for something
they don’t make ’em like you
anymore old baby boy
happy birthday
you get around on a cane now
watch yourself crossing the streets
and when some punk WMD comes rapping
on to you about how cool he is
you tell him–listen sonny
just hope you never get blown up
I’ve lost a lot of friends that way
you know with all that’s going on
in the world I almost forgot
about you and your birthday
funny the things you forget
you take care now
and stay inside
there’s some bad stuff in the air
coming from Japan
Peter Buknatski
Montpelier, VT.
(and say hello to Vishnu for us)