we’re going to show you

some images now

we want you to respond

with the first thing

that comes into your head

here goes

yeah

she’s hot ain’t she?

too bad she’s so young

and so well dressed

and you’re such a loser

also she’s a Republican

next one

oh you filthy minded pig!

I mean she’s really really

young

you just told us something

we wanted to know

how about this one

well come on

spit it out

what?

you want the car?

you don’t want the woman?

good

now we’re getting somewhere

if you have the car

you can get the woman

and that’s what you’re trying

to conceal from us

we know all about you

and finally

yeah that’s a dead little girl

and you just killed her

isn’t this fun?

now we’re going to let you

write out a full confession

use the form below

no we don’t take

American Express

that’s the other people

the ones that are waiting

for you

and they’re not very nice

like us

you can put on your pants now

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, VT.