“So, you %!@(!&ers don’t think I’d make a good U.S. Senator or Governor?  Well…it does sound like a lot of goddamn work.  Not to mention the abuse.  So, I’ve been reconsidering.  There is a job I know I can do.

That f’n’ State Monster Champ’s been sniping at me.  Well, how would he like it if I ran for State Monster next year?  Yeah, think about it, you(*&?/ers.  I mean, Champ’s hardly ever seen doing his job, but do you bitch about him?  So, occasionally I’m not in my office, and occasionally I’m doing weird shit that people get on video, and occasionally I don’t answer questions about issues because I don’t know the issues.  So what?

What the Hell does Champ do that I don’t.  He’s hardly ever seen, unless once in a while he gets a yen to make a video splash.  But do you <$!/?*ers make jokes about him.  Well, NOOOooooo!

So, when I decide what I’m going to do, at least you’ll see my face in the papers.  And what about that Michael Colby?  He hasn’t posted a thing on BROADSIDES since Jan.18.  He’s let that maniac Buknatski take over his blog.  Does f’n’ Champ have a blog?  If the good people of Vermont love it that Champ and Colby get away with disappearing acts, I’ll betcha I hear the voice of the people–not you people; them people.

And remember, I don’t have to put up with any of this shit.  I’ve got a good paying job til Jan., 2013, and then, hell, Sarah will probably make me Secretary Of the Treasury.  Then I’ll get you &!%$@$ers good.”

3/4/11

Waterbury, Vt.