‘Ever wonder what sort of New Year’s Resolutions Vermont’s politicos might be making this year?  Here are a few suggestions:

Frank Cioffi and the”Democrats for Dubie:”  to finally call themselves what they really are: Republicans.

Outgoing Governor Jim Douglas: to apply for that coveted job as a Walmart Greeter.

Tom Salmon: to enroll in a remedial English Composition course.

Paul Beaudry:  to apply for that coveted job as a Walmart Greeter.

Larry Smith and the entire cast of the Vermont Yankee Follies:  To pack light.

Outgoing Public Service Commissioner Dave O’Brian: to give Larry Smith a call.

Bob Kiss: to get an unlisted number.

Brian Dubie:  to finally make it to those anger management classes.

Bernie Sanders: to not quit his day-job for a run at the presidency.

Peter Welch: to be more assertive.

Incoming Governor Peter Shumlin: to find six useable synonyms for the word “plan.”

Feel free to add lots more!