(Cross-posted on Broadsides, the Homespun Family Blog)

oh babie babie hope and change

hope and change hope and change

hope and…ahhhhhhhhhh!

was it good for you my fellow Americans?

I need a cigarette

whew…

Mr. President?

yes Christine?

that was my very first time

and I didn’t feel a thing

I don’t think anybody

felt anything

well shit O’Donnell

do it to yourself next time

jeez…I know I got off

you got a light?

no and Mr. President

I don’t think you should be

advocating onanism…

I thought that was onerism…

no onanism

and God killed Onan

for spilling his seed

it’s in Genesis

so I don’t think you should be

advocating an act unnatural

to God’s law on national TV

shit you’re one smart honky bitch

you know O’Donnell

I like to do a good screwin’

almost every day

like that last Pentagon budget

and restoring off-shore drilling

in the Gulf

talk about drillin’  heh

I really got off on that one

well Mr. President if you’ll permit me

I really think there’s something lacking

in your technique

I mean when George and Dick

screwed…bad word…when they fornicated people

you knew you were really getting fornicated

you really felt it

well shit I…

nobody is feeling it Mr. President

nobody cares

look at the liberals and the lefties

do you see them marching in the streets?

well maybe you could conjure up

a spell Chrissy?

I hear you’re into that stuff

no Mr. President

that was when I was young and naive

before I met Jesus

at a tea party

may I make some suggestions?

go ahead and shoot your load

lower taxes on the rich

permanently

abolish all estate taxes

permanently

make abortion a capital crime

like some kind of terrorism

raise taxes on the poor

no health care

no child care

send gays to Guantanamo

reinstate the draft

put the dollar on the flag

shut down the Internet

and make the disabled work for a living

people will feel it

you know…hell let me try it

come ‘er

tax the poor tax the poor

hope and change hope and change

save the rich screw the kids

kill the Net jail the gays

hope and change hope and…ahhhhhhhh!!!

that was better Mr. President

I think I’d like a cigarette now

yeah and I gotta raise the taxes

on these things too

how’s that for a screwin’?

very good

and don’t forget junk food

and baby food

yeah

you know Chrissy

maybe I will get rid of Biden in ’12

wanna get together?

oh Mr. President

people would really feel that

you’re becoming a stud

hope and change babie

wait til next year

all this has just been foreplay

I’m gonna hope and change

their brains out

hope and change their sorry asses good

and don’t use protection

right

and no health care

thank you Mr. President

I feel so…well…fornicated

and I didn’t even use my hands

well keep your tits up Chrissy

I gotta go try this shit

on Michelle

tax the poor tax the poor

the black poor the black poor

yes Mr. President

give it to her good

give it to her once for me

oh my…………………

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt.