Obama To Police Internet

(Inspired by “Anyone But Dubie” discussion.)

ohhhh Mr. President

you found my website

do you like my body?

my name is Barbie

these photos were taken

on my trip to Cuba

we flew from Canada

it was hot down there

Mr. President it was sooo hot

that’s me topless

with my friend Ari

she’s got big ones

she comes from Syria

and that one was taken

when me and Ari tried

to visit Guantanamo

ohhhh Mr. President

we had such a wild time

Mr. President are you

getting hard looking at me?

are you getting ready

to pick up the phone?

I hope you’ll look at

my Facebook layout

where I’m posing

with pistols and whips

and assault rifles

ohhhh…ohhhh yes

ohhhh…ohhhh…ohhhh

Mr. President…ohhhh

you like to peek don’t you?

you naughty nasty man

I can feel you looking

I’m getting all wet

I think I’m going to…

OH GOD YES!…

I felt the earth move

like an explosion

I said an explosion

Mr. President

a big one

ohhhh yes I can hear

the sirens coming now

there’re getting close

ohhhh yes…closer

I can hear the footsteps

coming up the stairs

ohhhh God yes…

you want me Mr. President!

take me Mr. President

take me now!

I never knew

it could be like this

nobody ever knew

it could be like this

ohhhh…ohhhh…

tell me I’m the only one

talk dirty to me Mr. President

I’m not like all the others

am I?

ohhhh Mr. President

Sweet Jesus God!

you found me

I’m yours

don’t ever change

Mr. President

ohhhh don’t ever ever

change

they’re putting

the handcuffs on me now

ohhhh…ohhhh

you like it rough

don’t you?

YES! YES! YES!!!…

my President

sexy sexy President

sweet lover man

watching me

Peter Buknatski

Montpelier, Vt