If an iPod is thrown into a ditch in a forest, but no one has ear buds, does it make a sound?

Great Blue Heron at Allen Brothers Marsh

There’s a phrase that jumped out at me while reading this morning’s Battleboro reformer:

Hikers on the new Woodlands Interpretive Trail will be able to enjoy a full sensory experience.

Okay.  

…Part of the Brattleboro Retreat’s network, the interpretive trail is now officially open. It is a moderate one-mile loop along the recreational trails and features 18 placards that point out interesting natural aspects of the trail for visitors, such as where lightning struck a tree and the site of granite that traveled to Brattleboro from Dummerston via a melting glacier.

Nice.

But unlike other hiking trails, the interpretive path offers a new audio recording that coincides with the walk.

Huh?

Oh.

That’s the “full sensory experience” referenced earlier in the piece.  Something you can listen to while out on a walk on a nature trail which keeps you from hearing nature.

Look, I’m all for nature trails, and I like those interpretive trails that tell you where some unusual plant grows or where a tree fell 300 years before or what uncommon bird nests in whatever bush you’re looking at.  These are good things, and they engage people.

I’ve got nothing against technology.  It has its place.  Just please… don’t try to peddle the idea that listening to your iPod, Zune or whatever else while walking a trail gets you more engaged with nature.  

But hey, if we’re going to call listening to pre-recorded audio on your iPod “a full sensory experience” why not just give everyone a 3d video to watch as well?  I mean, hey, that enhances the “sensory experience,” doesn’t it?  Maybe you could sit at home and have someone occasionally stick a stone in your shoe while you walk in place.  Get some mosquitoes in the mix, and you’ve done a full simulation of the outdoor experience.  

I think I might have a better idea for what might constitute a “full sensory experience:”

Go outside.  

Walk.  

Look.  

Listen.

7 thoughts on “If an iPod is thrown into a ditch in a forest, but no one has ear buds, does it make a sound?

  1. I guess someone’s decided that in this plugged-in world, the only way to lure people into the woods is if you promise them some form of digital distraction from…the woods.

    Love the crane who would be right at home on stage at the Met!

  2. Might be to have the recordings in the plaques and have you plug your headphones into them to hear about this stuff when you’re actually at the site. That way, you can learn some of the stuff on the tour but still absorb, y’know, nature.

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