Now that’s what I call PR!

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After his disastrous performance in Congress earlier this week, British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward finally got his life back today.

 

How did he do it? By attending a yacht race.

I kid you not. He was watching his hired hands drive his yacht. I guess they must be some of the small people.

Even the Wall Street Journal didn't seem too crazy about it.

“Man, that ain't right,'' said Bobby Pitre, who runs a tattoo shop in Larose, La. “None of us can even go out fishing and he's at the yacht races. I wish we could get a day off from the oil too.''

Nice job, Tony.

4 thoughts on “Now that’s what I call PR!”

  1. Look at the back of the crew’s jackets.  You’ll see that Tony Hayward named his boat Bob.  Could that be for Bob Marley?

    Huh, please don’t you rock my boat… Cause I don’t want my boat to be rockin’ anyhow…



    Huh, please don’t you rock my boat

    ‘Cause I don’t want my boat to be rockin’ anyhow

    Please don’t you rock my boat, no

    ‘Cause I don’t want my boat to be rockin’

    I’m tellin’ you that, oh, ooh-aah, I like it a-like a-this

    Can you miss?

    And you should know, ooh-aah, when I like it a-like a-this

    Am I really it? Ooh yeah

    You satis- satis- satisfy my soul, morning time

    Evening cold, -fy my soul

    Yes, I’ve been a-tellin’ you, bake me the sweetest cakes

    I’m happy inside all the time

    Oh, can’t you see what you’ve done for me? Yeah

    You make me feel like when we bend them new corners

    We feel like sweepstake winners, yeah

    When we bend them new corners

    We feel like sweepstake winners

    And I said, oh, ooh-aah, I like it a-like a-this

    Yes, I do

    And you should know, ooh-aah, when I like it a-like a-this

    I’ve got it, just can’t miss, ooh

    Satis- satisfy my soul, darlin’

    Make me love you in the morning time, yeah

    If ever I treated you bad, make it up to me one time

    ‘Cause I’m happy inside all the time

    I want you beside me, yeah, to be mine

    One thing you’ve got to do, is when a-we holding hands together

    You’ve got to know that we love, a-love each other, yeah

    And if every time you should walk away from me now

    Uh, you’ll now I need your sympathy, yeah

    Can you see? Do you believe me?

    Oh, darlin’, darlin’, I’m callin’, callin’

    Satisfy my soul, satisfy my soul

    Never, never, never give it up now

    All in the same boat

    Rockin’ on the same route

    We gotta get together, join each other

    And can’t you see what I’ve got for you? Yeah

    I’m happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, and not you can turn me blue now

    Come a little closer, satisfy my …

    More lyrics: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/b…

  2. he isn’t a small person now is he?

    Our man Tony can fly away as needed to use a clean ocean.

    Although I suppose this Gulf spill unpleasantness may have botched his knighthood. But who knows of such things?

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