Vermont falls to the undead – my god, why didn’t we listen to Randy Brock!?

"We are in a situation now where it is not only too expensive to live in Vermont, it is too expensive to die in Vermont and now it is too expensive to leave. –Sen. Randy Brock (R-Florida)

They mocked him in the halls of liberalism, but he was right. And the roadsign in Colchester was roundly dismissed as a harmless prank – but they knew, oh god they knew

Brock was right. It's too expensive to live – its too expensive to leave – and its too expensive to die. Everyone thought it was a silly comment – even a mind-numbingly dumb thing to say. 

But it was true, heaven help us it was true. All that remains for us from Brock’s equation is pain, suffering, and an eternity as the undead. For gods sake – anyone who reads this – stay away from Vermont… its now really bad for business… oh, god, if only I'dvoted….Republican…. arrrrrrrgghh!!!!!

 

10 thoughts on “Vermont falls to the undead – my god, why didn’t we listen to Randy Brock!?

  1. was taken seconds before the last few brave resistance fighters began hurling cream pies at the oncoming horde.

  2. I understand he spends most of his time in Florida

    BTW – should we take up a collection to help pay for his moving costs?

  3. If you can’t afford to die here, and you can’t afford to leave here, then the only thing you CAN afford is to live here.

    Yay legislature!

    Douglas couldn’t manage it, despite years of “affordability” tours, but in one hard-won budget battle, you, the Democratic legislature have made VT an affordable place to live! Thank you!

    Now can we please vote Douglas out?

  4. His expensive car that he loves to show off. If he lived like a normal Vermonter maybe he could afford to live in Vermont like a normal Vermonter. This guy is a fraud, trust me I have met him a few too many times.  

  5. Are you implying that tax cuts are not teh answer?  I thought tax cuts were always teh answer.

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