(I’m not even going to link to these two stories.)

So I send the Times Argus good subscription money and in today’s edition on page three I find two stories:

1) Joe “the dumber” Plumber telling me god hasn’t called for him to run for political office yet, and

2) Bristol “poster child for birth control” Palin explaining how not to get pregnant.

Really? Is this what I thought I was getting for my money?