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Entergy Nuclear Vermont Yankee (ENVY) spokesman David O’Brien has announced a “Name That Nuk” contest for the embattled Vernon reactor operator.
Originally incorporated in Vermont as “ENVY”, Entergy Nuclear seeks input from the public on which other Deadly Sin they would prefer. “That whole ENVY-thing isn’t working”, admitted O’Brien ruefully.
“We’ve got the whole robust gamut to choose from: pride, greed, lust, anger, gluttony and sloth”, offered O’Brien. “It’s a tough call, just incredibly important, with long term implications for all Vermonters. First we thought we could get the Governor to make the decision. Then we realized that since Vermonters each have two pounds of nuclear waste stored for them in Vernon, we could instill some pride of ownership with this naming contest.”
Pat O’Donnell, R-Vernon/unGuilford, added, “We first thought “LUST” might be appropriate, since we’re located in Southern Vermont. But the good people of Vernon objected, and we decided to take the heat off by letting the public in on it.”
Allowing the public to participate is not without controversy. Some in the Douglas Administration wanted to rename the reactor “Healthy Living”, while “Vibrant Economy” and “213 Vermont Jobs” were favored by others. In the end, bowing to tradition, so beloved by traditional Vermonters, “We decided to stick with the Seven Deadly Sins”, said O’Brien.
Prizes include installation of radiant floor heating, heated driveways, and landscaping with radiant dairy cows. Or you can have the company’s mascot, Stronty the Clown with the Radiant Smile, at your children’s next birthday party.
All entries become the property of Entergy International. The final decision is final, with no backsies, broken deals, promises, fuel rods, cranes, valves, pipes or waste casks. Details on just how the public will make its will known are still to be worked out.
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How about “Stayin Alive”.
Here’s the theme song:
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Sorry, LUST is already taken.
http://epa.gov/OUST/ltffacts.htm