From the Rutland Herald:

Douglas said several of the bills lawmakers have outlined as their top priorities are unnecessary distractions… Among those bills are a gay marriage measure…

As proof of the Governor’s accuracy here, I present to you a series of politicians who have been asked about same-sex marriage.  Clearly this has caused them problems, as they’ve all been distracted from their own marriages.

John Mccain

Newt Gingrich

David Vitter

Rudy Giuliani

Larry Craig

Won’t you please help these men focus better on their own marriages by once and for all ending this clearly harmful and distracting debate on same sex marriage?  

Same sex marriage: don’t do it for us, heterosexuals.  

Do it for the sake of your own marriages!