Today is the final countdown for “Mission Accomplished”. Tomorrow, when President Elect Barack Obama is sworn in as our 44th President, George Bush’s mission accomplished act will be over.
Last week in the middle of a snow storm, my 136-pound Bernese Mountain Dog Hobbes and I were out for a walk. He, of course, bounded through the snow to greet every long lost neighbor. Hobbes has always liked one particular guy, from whom I have kept my distance. While he seemed nice enough, I was quite sure he was a strong Bush Republican given his job with Mr. Bush’s newest and favorite federal agency.
I guess Hobbes is a better judge of character. While this guy was petting Hobbes, I neighborly asked, “How’s work?” expecting to get some type of Bush style patriotic response.
“You must be sad that President Bush is stepping down,” I said.
“No, way!” he retorted. “Let me show you my little buddy, and you’ll see.” [Nah, it’s not what you think.]
But, you are right, when a male neighbor I barely know offers to show me his “little buddy”, I might have had cause for concern. However, a female neighbor friend had also just arrived to visit Hobbes and join our conversation. There is safety in numbers. So we stood on the sidewalk with Hobbes chatting amicably while waiting patiently to meet my neighbor’s “little buddy.”
I thought I would fall over laughing as this 60-year-old federal agency employee returned with a 12″ GI Joe-style Dubya Doll. He said, “Here he is, Mr. Mission Accomplished himself. Look his middle finger is even up for the time he gave the finger to the press corps.”
“He only cost me $19.95 on a close out sale, so I couldn’t resist,” my neighbor guy said. He elaborated that for only $20, he has been able to look Mr. Mission Accomplished right in the eye and tell him that his time is limited and soon we’ll have a real president.
How fitting, Mission Almost Accomplished.
Winter in Vermont, I never know who I’ll meet, but I can count on the fact that it will never be George W. Bush, since Vermont is the one state he refused to visit throughout his presidency. 🙂