Long ago and far away in a land called America the President and his administration decided that they really, really wanted to bomb the bejeebers out of a country that posed no threat.
So they went to the Congress and asked “pretty please.”
They said the country needed to be bombed, because they had all these things that they shouldn't have, and that they were doing things they weren't doing, and that they were being run by a big meanie who tortured people and arrested without charges and left them to rot in prison with no trial.
And the Congress, still shaken because bad guys took over some planes and committed a horrible act entirely unrelated to the country that the administration wanted to bomb, said, “Oh, OK.” and granted the President the right to use Military Force without asking Congress for permission.
Thre's more…
The President jumped up and down with glee and after pretending to follow the rules laid out in the authorization, started the bombing.
And many, many Innocent People died. Plus a few thousand soldiers. And twice as many people as were killed became refugees. Many of the refugees are starving and will probably die.
So the people in America decided it was time to end the war. Luckily, there was an election coming. And those who wanted to be elected had Strong Words so say about the war. They promised, if elected to bring the war to an end.
And the people in America worked hard, and elected many of those who said Strong Words about ending the war. And the people rejoiced. They were very excited, because the war was going end!
But then the Strong Words didn't turn into Tough Votes to end the war. They told the people that their hard work hadn't been enough. The New Winners with Strong Words didn't have enough friends with Strong Words who would help them end the war. So they just went along and did what the Other Guys wanted.
The Other Guys, however, didn't like some of the other things the New Winners wanted to do. So they, even though there were even fewer of them, decided to not go along with the New Winners. They said “we won't let you! We'll just keep talking until you do what we want!” So the New Winners went along with the other guys, because the Other Guys have magical powers and don't need as many friends to get their way.
And then the Other Guys said, “Hey, guess what! We think the last authorization to use force worked out just swell! And the President wants Even More Authorization. So we should give him one! This one will be different, though, because we used a different letter in the name of the country! It will be even gooder!”
And so, there was a vote in the Senate (which is one part of the Congress). A whole bunch of people, even some of the New Winners just went along. Because not going along would make the Other Guys Very Cranky. And when they get Very Cranky, they call the New Winners mean names.
So, now we're waiting for the other part of the Congress, called the House, to vote. They'll probably vote to give the President More Authorization, with a whole new letter in the country's name.
But because it's different, we know he'd never, ever use it! The Other Guys are right. This President should get his way. The New Winners should just go along.
The following members of the party of the New Winners did not choose to enable the Bush administration to decide unilaterally to start a war with Iraqn:
Biden (D-DE)
Bingaman (D-NM)
Boxer (D-CA)
Brown (D-OH)
Byrd (D-WV)
Cantwell (D-WA)
Dodd (D-CT)
Feingold (D-WI)
Hagel (R-NE)
Harkin (D-IA)
Inouye (D-HI)
Kennedy (D-MA)
Kerry (D-MA)
Klobuchar (D-MN)
Leahy (D-VT)
Lincoln (D-AR)
Lugar (R-IN)
McCaskill (D-MO)
Sanders (I-VT)
Tester (D-MT)
Webb (D-VA)
Wyden (D-OR)
All the rest of apparently thought that the last time they voted to give the President an Authorization to use force went just swimmingly.